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Cagle Post – Political Cartoons & Commentary – » My New Year’s Resolutions
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Opinion, Perspective on January 2, 2013
Let’s make some resolutions we can keep.
The hard ones usually get cast aside in a few days … like losing lots of weight, or never be late for work again. But my way, we can all keep our resolutions because it’s won’t take a lot of effort.

J.D. Crowe / Mobile Press-Register
Here we go.
• I promise never to believe anything the Mayans predicted between making human sacrifices to the gods. Any civilization that screwed up its calendar this badly obviously had no business telling the future.
• When I go to the gym, I’ll spend less time messing with my cellphone because I really don’t want to be there, getting all tired. And, I promise that I will not cheat on the treadmill by jumping off of it and letting it run on its own for a while.
• I will not use Facebook for political purposes. This social network site should be restricted to posting pictures of family and pets.
• I will not buy stuff on eBay that is totally useless, but I really wanted it and pushed the “buy” button.
• I will consider rearranging my morning routine to 1) coffee, 2) Facebook.
• I will reprogram my TV so that it can get channels other than news and HGTV.
• I promise to become inspired again one of these days and consider doing some home improvement projects.
• I will not start smoking. This one is easy to keep, since I have never smoked in my life. But, I want to stick to promises that I can keep.
• When passing gas, I will try not to blame it on the dog. This will be hard, because it’s so easy to do.
I will not sit at the computer all the time. I will try to stand while I type, for at least 30 minutes a day. Just joking. I don’t do this all day, just most of the night.
• I will stop pretending it isn’t time to take the garbage out yet, by repeatedly smashing it down.
• I will think of a password other than “hello” or “password.” Oops, now I have to change the password on my checking account to “hellopassword.”
• I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
• I will try to drive closer to the speed limit. Maybe 120 MPH in a 50 zone is a bit too fast.
• I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Driving through town with that thing hanging out of the gas tank is a little awkward.
• I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
• I will not congratulate any woman on her pregnancy unless I am sure she is pregnant. This can create a very awkward situation.
• I will pay closer attention to my GPS.
• I promise that I will try harder to change the date and volume numbers on the front page of The Bulletin so that when Issue 52 comes around, we don’t have to adjust it and hope that nobody would notice.
• I promise to make fewer spelling and grammatical mistakes, although I tend to think that I don’t make all that many. I’ll try not to yell at my editor when I do find one.
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Why Do Americans Have to Crush Others to Get Ahead? | Alternet
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Opinion, Perspective on September 15, 2012
Why Do Americans Have to Crush Others to Get Ahead?
The competitive edge is always front and center in this country. But it’s not the best way to run a society.
September 13, 2012

While I was watching a recent episode of America’s Got Talent, I was reminded all over again of the power of the competition meme. Were the contestants talented? Yes. Did they sincerely hope they could find their way to fame, fortune and escape from a precarious working class life? To be sure. Were the judges witty and clever? You betcha. Was the audience, both live in the studio and on TV passionate and engaged? Very. Well then, apparently the competition system is working just as the 1% wishes it to.
The competitive edge is always front and center in this country. Football season is here. And The Hunger Games, the movie where things get really extreme is now out on DVD. The Hunger Games is a movie worth seeing if you missed it and watching again if have already seen it. It is a deeply subversive film that exposes the rigged nature of the system by which the one-percent rule and the rigged nature of the Hunger Games through which the system distracts, manipulates and paralyzes the ruled.
It is also a commercial blockbuster. At least in part that’s because the movie—and the books on which it is based—connect with the American Idol, DWTS, Survivor, Iron Chef have contest and conquest at their core.
Is this an argument that all competition is bad? No. Competition is an intrinsic component of nature. It’s essential to evolution. That said, how competition is managed is the hallmark of civilization.
From the golden rule to the evolution of table manners we establish rules, mores, laws, systems and structures to ensure that every human-to-human encounter does not degenerate into a literal contest for survival. And to the extent that “games” substitute for lethal human-on-human violence, they are part of our evolutionary progress. Plus, sports and games can certainly be just plain fun.
But as with a lot of things, add in capitalism and the dynamic changes. Capitalism glorifies competition. And now that capitalism has achieved near world-wide domination, we are engulfed in the manipulated worship of competition as never before. Moreover, as a species we have achieved a level of economic development that permits sports and entertainment to be a major component of how many humans spend time and money.
Yet just as “a fish doesn’t know it’s wet,” we are so immersed in the culture of competition that it’s hard to see it at all. Power up the TV. Then, turn on your inner anthropologist. Observe how many TV shows somehow pit man against man, women against women, man-against woman…you get the idea. Sports is a major category of televised competition. Of the bazillions of channels available on cable and satellite, hundreds are devoted to sports.
The economics of this is extraordinary. Players, coaches, trainers, stadiums, equipment, satellite technology and all the rest add up to billions of dollars in economic activity. And within the sports culture of competition is more competition. Teams compete for players. Cities compete for teams. Owners compete for public subsidies.
Parents compete to get their children into schools and training programs they hope will turn them into mega income producing athletes. Companies contend to pay millions in endorsements and sponsorships for athletes, pop stars and events. The “draft” in various sports are nationally televised spectacles. The ethics of major colleges and universities are routinely corrupted by money sloshing through the college sports system. Nations spend tens of millions trying to win rights to host the Olympics, soccer championships and other global events.
Now, pick up your TV remote. Let’s look at some of the non-sports channels. Close your eyes. Pick a channel at random. Chances are you’ll land on some amped up overt or covert drama of winners versus losers.
Especially since we are in electoral High Season, particularly worth noting is the degree to which politics is now thoroughly integrated into this culture. The more elections become completely decoupled from the real allocation of economic or political power, the more they become integral to the entertainment/sports eco-system. Which Iron Chef will prevail? Master Chef Morimoto Obama, or challenger Mitt Romney.
And have you noticed how the “news” about elections is always the same? The contest is always close. Why? Television and radio stations depend increasingly on the profitable airtime they have for sale to all sides. They closer they make the election look, the more time they will sell. Words like “race too lopsided in state X, campaign diverting funds to state Y,” strikes fear in their hearts.
Turning our attention to print and other media we find more of the same. Especially pervasive there is the proliferation of “list” culture. Top five this and top ten that. Who’s up, who’s down. Anything and everything must be ranked. AlterNet itself is fond of this approach. And hovering over the whole system is, of course, NUMBER ONEISM.
The enormous power of the foam finger notwithstanding, hyper-competition is anything but the whole story of our times. One of the primary characteristics of the entertainment industry is its collaborative nature. If you don’t normally watch the credits at the end of a movie all the way through, take the time to do so. Modern filmmaking is a marvel of collaboration and the organization necessary to combine the skills and talents of hundreds of workers over years of effort from conception to theaters, DVD release and beyond. The same is true of most of the global entertainment complex.
Indeed massive cooperation, voluntary and enforced in various ways, is perhaps the defining characteristic of how global, capitalist hegemony actually works. Many types of standardization are required to make the whole contraption function. No shipping containers—no global economy. Of necessity, containers must all be the same size so as to fit any crane, any rail car, any truck, any ship anywhere in the world.
Likewise, there could not be thousands of daily airplane take offs and landings across the globe without agreement that all pilots and all air traffic controllers be able to communicate in English. Global telecommunications also requires a high degree of standardization. Much of the important scientific research these days is done by global teams. The J.O.B. system of the employer and the employees predominates in most nations.
To be sure, there are still plenty of conflicts and anomalies over everything from the metric system to meshing the complexities of languages, dialects, local cultural preferences etc. The general trend however has been toward standardization, homogenization and cooperation. Production becomes ever more standardized. Marketing defers to differences.
Another arena in which we are directed to at least the appearance of competition, is in the so-called “marketplace of ideas.” In theory, we are told from childhood on, free speech and other liberal philosophies assure that there can be a vigorous debate about social, political and economic concepts. As with other forms of competition, out of this process should emerge the “best.”
In reality, something quite different happens. Most of the time, power elites find ways to frame, limit and control the conversation. Especially within the electoral process it is the superficial issues that get all the attention. The eco system of the planet is at risk, capitalism itself is in permanent crisis, militarism is the true basis of our economy; millions are incarcerated or otherwise tangled up in the criminal “justice” system of the US, civil liberties are under stress as they haven’t been since Jim Crow ended and virtually every day another city or school district slides into financial insolvency.
Not one of these issues is seriously discussed by either of the mainstream candidates for president. About the only questions allowed into the discussion are tax policy and “deficits.” And even those are talked about in the narrowest of terms. (For a broader perspective on deficit issues see David Korten’s America’s Deficit Attention Disorder.)
Central to the hyper-competition mindset is the eco-system of “choices.” A recent advertising circular from Best Buy is a good example. A headline says, “Choose Phone Freedom.” The sub-head reads, “The freedom to choose ANY CARRIER, ANY PHONE, ANY PLAN with unbiased advice.” The “choices” notion of freedom is deeply imbedded in our individual and collective psyche.
After all aren’t there are hundreds of TV channels, hundreds of thousands of apps and songs and videos available on iTunes, millions of items for sale in retail, grocery and mega-stores? Can we not pick from hundreds of post secondary schools and colleges and then thousands of courses within them? Does this not prove that we need merely choose a satisfying career from a scrumptious smorgasbord of options? And if a few degrees and a few years later we are out of school but unemployed, up-to-our eyeballs in debt and possibly homeless, does that not merely prove that we made “bad choices” at the buffet table?
Other “choices” are framed by the great rivalries of our time. We can pick between George Lakoff or Frank Luntz; Romney or Obama; Democrats or Republicans; climate changers or climate change deniers; Limbaugh or Maddow; Fox or MSNBC; Iran or Israel; i-phone vs android; MasterCard or Visa…
Clearly competition is alive and well. And as George Orwell might put it, surely competition is freedom. Or as philosopher Frithjof Bergman puts it, more often than not, the whole thing is like asking a vegetarian if they would rather have a pork chop or a steak. (Bergman’s book , On Being Free, first published in 1977, offers an excellent discussion of different theories and definitions of freedom. It is available in many libraries. Used copies can also be found in used book stores and on-line.)
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In my world, “so what?” is always an appropriate question. Isn’t an Android phone a wonderful thing and isn’t it the product of intense competition?
The age of capitalism surely has been an age of technological innovation. From the H-bomb to commercial air travel to washing machines to factory farms to endless gadgets such as “smart” phones to the Mars land rover “Curiosity” currently beaming back data endless streams of data, the rate of innovation and invention has been breathtaking.
But how much does “competition” deserve the credit? And is more of the same what we need now? Unpacking the answer to these questions is not so easy. Doing so however is essential to building an economy that better serves humans and the earth.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: human ingenuity created capitalism, not the other way around. Humans have always invented. That’s why we can go back thousands of years and find tools, musical instruments, weapons, the evolution of language, writing and reading, arithmetic, money and much, much more.
Good inventions beget more good inventions and improvements in those that exist. That process is itself “competitive” in the sense that if one tool proves better at say, cutting, because of its design or material, that’s the one that will be more commonly reproduced until something better comes along.
The progression is anything but neat and tidy. The past frequently exerts a pull. Today for example, some people still prefer to hunt with a bow and arrow and play music on vinyl records. England still has a queen, albeit with different duties and powers than in the past.
Thinking about how competition works now requires thinking about the capitalism we have now as distinct from the capitalism we had even a few decades ago. It’s a very different animal. Why? Most important, it has near total hegemony. At least since the fall of the Berlin Wall, capitalists have felt no threat from an “alternative” system. This critical development is often overlooked, especially by those who are trying to “fix” capitalism. They imagine the capitalism that now runs the economy of the globe can somehow be put back into a 1950’s bottle. Not happening.
Which brings us to the next point. The enormous noise machine notwithstanding, what motivates the 1% masters of the universe today has very little to do with capitalism per se. It has to do with staying in power. This cannot be stressed too much. The Koch brothers are coming from the exact same place as Bashar Assad. The purity of capitalist ideology is useful to them mostly as a cover story for consumption by a public they hope is both gullible and stuck in the past. That’s why Charles Koch, of all people, recently penned an op ed for the Wall Street Journal decrying “crony” capitalism. Seriously. I am not making this up.
Behavior is the ultimate expression of attitude. One of my current favorite examples of capitalist behavior involves a bitter struggle underway in Michigan. Republican Governor Rick Snyder is a self-described business nerd. Prior to becoming Governor his history was entirely in the “private sector.” On just about every issue he tows the Republican party line.
Yet second only to his pioneering fight to impose “emergency manager” dictators over all of Michigan’s predominately African American cities and school districts, his next priority is get a publicly financed bridge between Detroit and Windsor Canada. What makes this interesting and revealing is that the Ambassador Bridge already connects Detroit to Windsor. It is owned by private sectorbillionaire Matty Moroun.
According to Moroun—a notorious slumlord and all around sleazebag—traffic on the existing bridge has been declining for years and hence there is no need for a second bridge. Whatever. Snyder and his big business supporters want a new bridge and they want it financed by the public—in this case the taxpayers of Canada. They have been ruthless in trying to crush opposition to the new bridge—even when it comes from fellow Republicans.
To some, this looks likes corruption, or crony capitalism, or the pernicious influence of “too much money” in politics. All the more reason, say many, that we have to overturn Citizens United. Maybe so, but that misses the deeper dynamic of what’s at work here.
Today’s capitalists actually have no opposition whatsoever to Huge Government (thanks to David Sirota for this useful phrase). To the contrary—they are utterly dependent on Huge Government. They love the revenue they get from government contracts, not to mention trillion dollar bailouts when they screw-up. They need government police power to suppress dissent. They depend on military might to protect supply lines and friendly governments. Government financed research and development that finds its way into the hands of their corporations is fine with them. The Robert Rubins and John Corzines of the world appreciate the high level government jobs they rotate in and out of as suits their fancy. Anything the government collects taxes for that is consistent with their agenda, they favor. They are only against government that does something other than provide direct benefits to them. Oh and they very much like transferring wealth from people with lower incomes to the government to pay for all the things that help them.
Further, they are interested in promoting genuine economic competition only in very limited circumstances. What the priests of capitalism preach is not what working capitalists practice. From TARP to LIBOR, as scandal after scandal reveals, amongst themselves, capitalists are all about collaboration, cooperation and manipulation. It’s the 99 percent that they want to be obsessed with the theory and practice of competition.
Telling examples permeate the world of professional sports. In the first place, in the US, professional sport operates under Congressional mandates exempting the privately owned teams from anti-trust laws. Beyond that, professional sports leagues routinely employ draft schemes that requiring “winning” teams transfer the most promising young players to “losing” teams. Salary caps, revenue sharing and other tactics also manipulate “competition” for the good of their common economic interests.
This is not to say there are never conflicts among capitalists. Of course there are. George Soros and the Koch brothers really do disagree on some social and economic policies. Apple and Samsung actually are fighting over intellectual property and market share. There are remnants of old fashioned economic competition for markets, raw materials, intellectual property and certain kinds of labor.
But they are increasingly rare. And why not. The global 1% has ever reason to unite and cooperate among themselves.
Among the 99% however, competition is thriving. It is especially fierce within the confines of the global J.O.B. economy. Capitalism is not now nor has it ever been a job-creation system. In some places and some times corporations and businesses employ large numbers of people. Other times and other places, they don’t. Under both circumstances the number of J.O.B.’s is a collateral result of decisions by capitalists as to where and how to invest—you guessed it—capital.
For at least two decades there has been a global surplus of labor. There is every reason to believe that the surplus will expand, not contract. Consequently more and more workers will be vying for fewer and fewer J.O.B.s.
For that reason alone it makes sense to question the ideology that promotes all competition as all good all the time.
Which brings us back to the entertainment/sports industrial complex. It’s meta message is hidden in plain sight: If are doing well—give yourself all the credit and be prepared to fight with all your might to hold on to what you have because the “unworthy” will surely come after you. After all, does not American Idol and the NFL and the whole dang edifice prove that the winners are deserving and the losers are not?
There is another way. A whole new world of cooperation, collaboration and community is there for your consideration and participation. It is both an alternative philosophical approach and available in a growing number of businesses and institutions of all kinds. More and more people are finding that alternative every day.
America surely does have talent. Who will be more surprised when that talent is deployed on behalf of the 99 percent instead of the 1 percent? We are definitely going to find out.
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SWAT team throws flashbangs, raids wrong home due to open WiFi network | Ars Technica
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Big Brother, Law on June 29, 2012
SWAT team throws flashbangs, raids wrong home due to open WiFi network
Whoops! Those anonymous Internet threats came from up the block.

A still from the SWAT raid, captured on video by a local TV crew
The long-standing, heavily documented militarization of even small-town American police forces was always going to create problems when it met anonymous Internet threats. And so it has, again—this time in Evansville, Indiana, where officers acted on some Topix postings threatening violence against local police. They then sent an entire SWAT unit to execute a search warrant on a local house, one in which the front door was open and an 18-year old woman sat inside watching TV.
The cops brought along TV cameras, inviting a local reporter to film the glorious operation. In the resulting video, you can watch the SWAT team, decked out in black bulletproof vests and helmets and carrying window and door smashers, creep slowly up to the house. At some point, they apparently “knock” and announce their presence—though not with the goal of getting anyone to come to the door. As the local police chief admitted later to the Evansville Courier & Press, the process is really just “designed to distract.” (SWAT does not need to wait for a response.)
Officers break the screen door and a window, tossing a flashbang into the house—which you can see explode in the video. A second flashbang gets tossed in for good measure a moment later. SWAT enters the house.
On the news that night, the reporter ends his piece by talking about how this is “an investigation that hits home for many of these brave officers.”
But the family in the home was released without any charges as police realized their mistake. Turns out the home had an open WiFi router, and the threats had been made by someone outside the house. Whoops.
So the cops did some more investigation and decided that the threats had come from a house on the same street. This time, apparently recognizing they had gone a little nuts on the first raid, the police department didn’t send a SWAT team at all. Despite believing that they now had the right location and that a threat-making bomber lurked within, they just sent officers up to the door.
“We did surveillance on the house, we knew that there were little kids there, so we decided we weren’t going to use the SWAT team,” the police chief told the paper after the second raid. “We did have one officer with a ram to hit the door in case they refused to open the door. That didn’t happen, so we didn’t need to use it.”
Their target appears to be a teenager who admits to the paper that he has a “smart mouth,” dislikes the cops, and owns a smartphone—but who denies using it to make the threats.
While the open WiFi issue has caused many problems over the last five years—especially in child porn cases—the FBI is becoming more savvy about how it executes search warrants. As we noted last December, a well-run FBI child porn investigation (also in Indiana) took rather obvious precautions before executing a warrant:
On April 30, two FBI special agents drove past the Carmel home and noted the existence of two WiFi networks reachable from the property. One used WEP encryption, the other had the more robust WPA2, but the key point from the FBI’s perspective was that neither network was unsecured. A search thus seemed much more likely to find its proper target.
Because most people aren’t stupid enough to make obvious threats from their own home Internet connection, the corollary principle also holds: if a home does have an open WiFi connection, investigators might want to ease away from the flashbangs-and-SWAT-team approach; the threat of getting it wrong is a real one.
But Evansville police aren’t backing down from their initial SWAT raid (read more about their later justification for using such force). And the targets of that raid aren’t pleased. As the owner of the first house told the paper, “The front door was open. It’s not like anyone was in there hiding. To bring a whole SWAT team seems a little excessive.”
The city will be paying to repair the damage it caused.
Not that all Evansville residents think the SWAT raid was in any way improper. Writing on the same Topix message boards where the initial threats emanated, one resident responded to critics: “They had a warrant. Sometimes warrants turn up nothing. Her home was repaired. On with your life now crusader!!! Lol”
“Noodle heads come on here thinking they are just big bad asses, threatening cops and their families,” wrote another, “then the cops come back and bitch slap them with SWAT teams and flash bang grenades. Awesome. Teach these fools a lesson and make examples out of them.”
But when all you have is an IP address, some non-trivial percentage of the time you teach a lesson to the wrong fools.
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Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Humor/Parody, The Onion on June 18, 2012
Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume
Television watchers finally find some downtime away from the daily grind of watching new shows.
WASHINGTON—Saying they just need to relax after a ”grueling” nine months of watching television, Americans across the nation are reportedly using the summer to recuperate before they take on the demanding responsibility of 2012′s fall programming lineup.
U.S. residents said that because the upcoming television season will require long hours of tireless viewing that will keep them up until 11 p.m. most nights, they plan on taking the next three months off so they can start fresh in September.
“Between Game Of Thrones, a new season of Mad Men, and the final season of House, not to mention dozens of sitcoms and reality shows, this year’s been a real grind,” 38-year-old Omaha, NE resident William Bell said Sunday, adding that if he’s going to do a good job watching television this fall, he needs to just zone out this summer. ”I’ll worry about how I’m going to watch the newest episode of Castle while simultaneously playing catch up with Hawaii Five-0 later. But right now, I’m going to kick back, relax, and think about nothing for a while.”
“I’m definitely going to sleep,” Bell added. ”A lot.”
Americans said that in order to fulfill their television-watching duties to the best of their abilities, they’re going to need 12 weeks of vegging out on the couch and not concerning themselves with which show is on next or how many unwatched programs are building up on their DVRs. Moreover, the U.S. populace told reporters it’s better in the long run to use the summer to take it easy and rest, because once the new season begins there can be no breaks or vacations.
“I’m going to come back ready to put everything—absolutely everything—into watching television, but right now I need this,” said Fairfax, VA resident Ben Nichols, who, after viewing the season finale of Modern Family, made plans to lay back in a comfortable chair for a few weeks, eat junk food, and ”clear [his] head.” ”Actually, no. I deserve it.”
According to a recent Gallup poll, 35 percent of Americans are just going to take it ”super easy” so they can come back to television re-energized and ready to go; 20 percent said that if they don’t take a break now, they’ll more than likely burn out by the time midseason replacements begin airing; and 45 percent aren’t planning to even look at a television for the next three months, unless a show they want to watch is on.
Amanda Wurster, a physical therapist in San Francisco, said she was looking forward to lounging around and spacing out after months of staying up late every night to finish watching television shows.
“It can get pretty tough, especially if you push yourself too hard,” Wurster, 32, said of watching television. ”You think it will only be four hours a day, but because you feel an obligation to go the extra mile by reading reviews of all the shows, watching behind-the-scenes clips about the making of certain episodes, and downloading special online-only webisodes, that four hours turns into eight, and eight turns into 12, and then just like that you’re behind.”
“It’ll be great not to have to come home from work and immediately turn on the TV,” Wurster added. ”I was so busy during sweeps I barely saw my boyfriend.”
While a majority of citizens told reporters they would take advantage of the break, others said that to remain sharp they plan to double-down on their television watching, either by viewing repeat episodes or watching DVDs of old programs such as M*A*S*H or Night Court.
“Yes, I’m exhausted, but if I take three months off, I’ll just be rusty come September, and personally, I feel you need to be hitting on all cylinders right from the beginning,” Dearborn, MI resident George Carol, 43, said. ”If I don’t maintain that intense, day-in-day-out schedule, I know I’ll slip. And then there’ll be a new episode of Fringe on and instead of really watching it, I’ll just sort of sit in front of my TV and go through the motions.”
Added Carol, “I’d really hate for season premieres to start and feel like I haven’t given myself the best possible chance to be successful.”![]()
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Lawsuits Are Filed Over Dish’s Ad-Skipping Technology – NYTimes.com
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Business, Censorship, Legal on May 25, 2012
Battle Over Dish’s Ad-Skipping Begins as Networks Go to Court
By BRIAN STELTER
Published: May 24, 2012
THE Dish Network and three television networks filed opposing lawsuits on Thursday over Auto Hop, a feature that allows Dish subscribers to automatically skip all the advertising during most prime-time shows.
The owners of the CBS, Fox and NBC networks accused Dish of copyright infringement in connection with the feature, which had been technically feasible for more than a decade but had not been offered to consumers by a major distributor until now.
The owner of the NBC network, NBCUniversal, said in a statement that the feature was “unlawful.”
“Dish simply does not have the authority to tamper with the ads from broadcast replays on a wholesale basis for its own economic and commercial advantage,” the company said.
Around the same time the networks were filing their suits in California, Dish was filing its suit in New York. The distributor asked for a ruling that Auto Hop “does not infringe any copyrights that could be claimed by the major networks, and that Dish, while providing the Auto Hop feature, remains in compliance with its agreements with the networks,” according to a news release from the company.
Dish included ABC in its suit. An ABC spokesman did not respond to a request for comment about whether it would also challenge Dish in court.
Last week, executives at all the major networks criticized Dish for introducing the Auto Hop technology, and some networks rejected Dish’s ads for the digital video recorder that includes it. This week, executives at a major cable distributor, Time Warner Cable, and a major media agency, Starcom MediaVest Group, also spoke out against Auto Hop.
By allowing viewers to remove all the ads with the touch of a button, the feature makes ad-skipping significantly easier to do — the very definition of disruptive technology.
In a statement about its lawsuit on Thursday, CBS said that Auto Hop “takes existing network content and modifies it in a manner that is unauthorized and illegal.” But Dish disputes that because the feature preserves the ads within the recording, even though it hides them from sight.
“This is something that the customers enable,” David Shull, the senior vice president of programming for Dish, said in a telephone interview after the lawsuits were filed. He called Auto Hop a consumer-friendly improvement on DVR technology, and pointed out that there was a window of several hours each night from the time that a show was broadcast to the time that Dish’s ad-skipping feature started to work.
Mr. Shull said that Dish had invited the networks to talk in detail about Auto Hop after it was announced in early May. But “in the background we heard rumors of lawsuits, so we felt we had to act here,” he said.
Last week, The New York Times reported that several network owners were examining whether they could sue Dish, the same way they sued to stop a similar ad-skipping feature a decade ago. That feature, by a DVR maker called ReplayTV, was effectively sued out of existence, according to analysts.
But Dish has much deeper pockets. Then again, as a major carrier of television programming, it also has deep relationships with the networks — and on Thursday evening, there were already fears that the networks could yank their popular programming from Dish in the future if the Auto Hop dispute was not resolved.
In its lawsuit, Fox sought damages for breach of contract as well as copyright infringement.
The network noted that Dish was one of its “largest distributors,” but said it had to take “swift action in order to aggressively defend the future of free, over-the-air television.”
Lawsuits Are Filed Over Dish’s Ad-Skipping Technology – NYTimes.com.
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Eugene Polley, inventor of TV remote, dies at 96
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Perspective on May 22, 2012
Eugene Polley, inventor of TV remote, dies at 96
Tuesday, May 22, 2012

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This undated photo provided by LG Electronics shows engineer Eugene Polley. A spokesman for Zenith Electronics says Polley, the inventor of the “Flash-Matic,” the first wireless TV remote control, died Sunday, May 20, 2012, of natural causes in Downers Grove, Ill. He was 96. Polley and fellow Zenith engineer Robert Adler were honored in 1997 with Emmys for their work in pioneering TV remotes.
(05-22) 12:18 PDT Chicago (AP) –
Couch potatoes everywhere can pause and thank Eugene Polley for hours of feet-up channel surfing. His invention, the first wireless TV remote, began as a luxury, but with the introduction of hundreds of channels and viewing technologies it has become a necessity.
Just ask anyone who’s lost a remote.
Polley died of natural causes Sunday at a suburban Chicago hospital, said Zenith Electronics spokesman John Taylor. The former Zenith engineer was 96.
In 1955, if you wanted to switch TV channels from “Arthur Godfrey” to “Father Knows Best,” you got up from your chair, walked across the room and turned a knob. Clunk. Clunk. Clunk.
Or you could buy a new Zenith television with Flash-Matic tuning. The TV came with a green ray gun-shaped contraption with a red trigger. The advertising promised “TV miracles.” The “flash tuner” was “Absolutely harmless to humans!” Most intriguing of all: “You can even shut off annoying commercials while the picture remains on the screen.”
Polley was proud of his invention even late in life, Taylor said. He showed visitors at his assisted-living apartment his original Flash-Matic and how it had evolved into the technology of today. “He was a proud owner of a flat-screen TV and modern remote,” Taylor said. “He always kept his original remote control with him.”
Polley’s Flash-Matic pointed a beam of light at photo cells in the corners of the television screen. Each corner activated a different function, turning the picture and sound off and on, and changing the channels.
Chicago native Polley and fellow Zenith engineer Robert Adler were honored in 1997 with an Emmy for their work in pioneering TV remotes. In 2009, he received the Masaru Ibuka Consumer Electronics Award from the Institute of Electronic and Electrical Engineers.
Beyond keeping TV viewers pinned to their chairs, Polley’s invention unchained technology from mechanical knobs and levers, opening vast possibilities, said Richard Doherty, CEO of suburban New York-based technology assessment and market research company Envisioneering.
“Without his idea you might not have gotten to the Internet,” Doherty said. “It allowed you to go beyond the physical dial. It set the pace for dozens for follow-on inventions that go beyond the physical.”
During his 47-year career as an engineer, Polley earned 18 U.S. patents. At Zenith, he worked his way up from the stockroom, according to a biography from Lincolnshire, Ill.-based LG Electronics, which owns Zenith. Polley also worked on radar advances for the U.S. Department of Defense during World War II. He helped develop the push-button radio for automobiles and the video disk, a forerunner of today’s DVD.
Polley’s invention made life easier — perhaps too easy — for a generation of children.
“In my house, the remote control was named Rick,” said Doherty. “`Rick, change it to Channel 7. Rick, change it to Channel 2. Rick, go back to the ballgame.’ It kept me fitter as a kid.”
Eugene Polley, inventor of TV remote, dies at 96.
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IKEA announces furniture with integrated TV, speakers, and Blu-ray | ExtremeTech
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Entertainment, Social, Society on April 17, 2012
IKEA announces furniture with integrated TV, speakers, and Blu-ray
If you long for those balmy days when TVs looked like pieces of furniture, good news: This fall, IKEA will release Uppleva, a range of home entertainment systems that integrate a flat-screen full HD TV, 2.1 sound, and a Blu-ray player. At this point, I strongly encourage you to watch IKEA’s very cute promotional video embedded below.
Uppleva will come in three different designs, with a range of screen sizes starting at 24 inches. If the built-in Blu-ray player isn’t enough, there are two USB and four HDMI ports down the side of the screen, and an empty “bay” that can hold a games console, TiVo, or another set-top box of your choice. In true IKEA fashion, the whole caboodle will come in a range of colors (white, light wood, dark wood, black, and so on). Prices start at 6,500 Swedish Kroner (around $950) — presumably for the 24-inch version — which is a fairly good deal. Uppleva will only be available in a few European markets to start with, but the UK and North America should see it in early 2013.

I never thought I’d see the day where we’d write about IKEA on ExtremeTech, but really, this is a stroke of genius. While power users will dig around to find the best TV or Blu-ray player, most consumers really just want to buy a TV and Blu-ray player. Uppleva will have just two visible wires — power and aerial. Uppleva will have just a single remote control, too — an unobtainable fantasy for most modern-day households — and a wireless subwoofer! I have to admit, even I would be tempted to get one of these, purely for the novelty of escaping Cable Hell (though it isn’t clear how long a battery-powered subwoofer lasts). There is one fly in the ointment, though: IKEA doesn’t say whether Uppleva will be sold ready-made, or if you’ll have to put it together.
Just imagine if a future version of Uppleva integrates even more hardware, too — or it grows to become a single piece of living room-spanning furniture, with drawers and shelves and inglenooks;Microsoft Uppleva 720, with Kinect hidden behind a wood-effect strip of laminate. This could be exactly what we need to finally implement smart homes, too — instead of trying to wire together a bunch of disparate devices, you could just buy an all-in-one kit from IKEA. There are already a scary number of homes that are completely furnished with IKEA gear, anyway, so it’s not like this would be much of a logical jump…
IKEA announces furniture with integrated TV, speakers, and Blu-ray | ExtremeTech.
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