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Dog Owners Have Healthier Babies | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | American Voices
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Humor/Parody, The Onion on July 11, 2012
Dog Owners Have Healthier Babies
JULY 10, 2012
A study in the journal Pediatrics found that infants who lived in homes with dogs had fewer coughs, colds, and ear infections than infants from canine-free homes. What do you think?
On the downside, you’ve got to be the person who has a dog and a baby and acts like a better person for having both.
Chris Condos
English Teacher
Meanwhile, babies who like iguanas are more likely to one day listen to the Cure.
Vin Rao
Community Outreach Coordinator
That makes me feel better about all the deer ticks.
Kay Devadanam
Flight Kitchen Manager
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Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Humor/Parody, The Onion on June 26, 2012
U.S. Facing Helium Shortage
With its helium reserves rapidly depleting, the United States faces a shortage expected to have a detrimental effect on certain sectors of the economy. What do you think?
Ah, the hell with balloons anyway. They were useless for getting me well soon.
Jerry Faulk
Lifeguard
Greetings, earthling. We come in peace. See? Not as funny without the helium, is it?
Dana Creamer
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As a dirigible pilot since 1935, I thank God for an excuse to get out of this fucking business.
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