On No Competitive Americans In The Tour De France

JUNE 29, 2012

And they say you never forget how.

No, no, it says here there’s a 5-foot-6 guy named Levi Leipheimer. He sounds like a serious athlete.

It’s about time we stopped urinating on the grave of Henry Ford.

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