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U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays : The New Yorker


The Borowitz Report

FEBRUARY 7, 2013

U.S. CANCELS REGULAR DRONE STRIKES ON SATURDAYS

POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

 

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing budgetary concerns, the United States announced today that it would discontinue regular Saturday drone strikes on U.S. citizens, beginning in 2014.

In announcing the decision, the White House spokesman Jay Carney acknowledged that the cutback in drone service was “bound to be controversial.” “In the United States, we’ve always prided ourselves on our ability to target our citizens with drone strikes, Monday through Saturday, regardless of the weather,” he said. “We know that losing Saturday drone service is going to take some getting used to.”

But the move to cut back drone service drew sharp criticism from a longtime defender of the program, the former Vice-President Dick Cheney. “Like most Americans, I thought I’d never see the day when drones just up and take Saturdays off,” he said. “This would never be happening if I were still President.”

As if to silence critics, Mr. Carney assured reporters that drones could “still get the job done” Monday through Friday, and reminded U.S. citizens to update the government on any change of address so the drones would know where to reach them.

U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays : The New Yorker.

 

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Cagle Post – Political Cartoons & Commentary – » Thanksgiving Blessings 2012


WILL DURST

Thanksgiving Blessings 2012

 

 

 

Raging Moderate, by Will Durst

Seriously? Both political parties talking pre-emptive smack barely a week after the election. Partisan politics? Again? So soon? Not even time to catch our breath? For crum’s sakes, give it a rest, you guys. Besides, shouldn’t you be out on recess? After all, it’s Thanksgiving. Yes. Already. The earliest Thanksgiving possible. That’s what happens when November first is on a Thursday. Merchants are dancing the happy dance. Shoppers too. Retail workers, not so much. Black Friday Creep seems destined to devour Halloween.

To be perfectly honest, a four-day weekend devoted to food, family and football might be the perfect prescription distraction to help us through these rebuking times. So here’s a couple rough examples of what a middle-aged, round-headed political comic counts as blessings over folded hands before performing a perfectly executed triple somersault into the gravy boat.

Rick McKee / Augusta Chronicle

Barack Obama: Second-term promises much bigger knock-down, drag-out fights with the Republican House. Not to mention the Democratic Senate.

General David Petraeus:Who knew generals had groupies? Proves old high school adage: chicks dig stars. The larger the fruit salad, the more noxious the flies.

Karl Rove: Continues to lobby for a recount of the Florida and Ohio votes. From 2008.

The Newly Elected Congress: If you liked the 112th Congress, you’re going to love the 113th Congress. Gridlock grown tentacles.

Bill Clinton: As Secretary of ‘Splaining Stuff, he kicked Obama’s ball over goal line. Can’t wait to see what his touchdown celebration looks like. Probably a waltz with Hillary down the 2016 campaign trail.

Dick Cheney: Still feisty even after recovering from a heart transplant. Really, transplant? Mightn’t “installation” be more apt?

State of Florida: 12 years later, and they still can’t count. Time to circumcise America. Cut Florida off and kick it into the Caribbean. Rename it North Cuba.

State of Texas: Threatening to secede again. But not seriously enough. Don’t think their heart is really into it.

Mitt Romney: Good news is he won’t have to ‘splain to the whole family why they’re moving into a smaller house.

Chris Christie: Love him or hate him, he’s not going away and is much too big to fail.

Donald Trump: The man just cannot shut the hell up. He’s the gift that keeps on giving. Should team up with Sarah Palin in a double act and take it on the road.

Paul Ryan: Reins of the GOP are his if he can hold onto them. Has a lean and hungry look. Bobby Jindal would be wise to beware the Ides of March.

The Climate: Don’t know if anybody’s noticed, but it ain’t getting more placid out there.

Joe Biden: Less of a loose cannon and more of a loose aircraft carrier.

Michele Bachmann: Because every comedian needs a good right-wing nut job every now and then.

The Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez breakup: It’s not over. Oh, you may think it’s over, but it’s not over.

And finally, The Fiscal Cliff: And our nation turns its lonely eyes to those fabled Fiscal Cliff Divers, the Tea Party. All right everybody, who’s jumping first?

Thanks to everyone for all your hard work throughout the year for the likes of political animals such as I. And good health to us all.Cagle Post – Political Cartoons & Commentary – » Thanksgiving Blessings 2012.

 

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The Romney Package – NYTimes.com


 

OP-ED COLUMNIST

The Romney Package

By BILL KELLER
Published: August 12, 2012

 

BRACE yourself for weeks of chatter about Mitt Romney’s running mate. Vice presidents matter, as we have been spookily reminded by the recent re-emergence of Dick Cheney on our TV screens. And Paul Ryan matters more than most. (See below.)

 

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Bill Keller

 

But these days you don’t just elect a ticket of two; you elect a whole package. Presidents come with a cast of advisers, think tanks, lobbyists, legislators, donors and watchdogs. Some in the entourage end up in key jobs; others operate as a kind of shadow cabinet, vetting choices and enforcing doctrine.

This is especially true of Republicans, who have spent decades building a disciplined conservative infrastructure that recruits talent, culls dissenters and lays down the law. Compared with Democrats, who are scattered left and center, a Republican administration is more than ever a conservative turnkey project.

As governor of Massachusetts, Romney gathered a team of technocrats, centrist Republicans, even some Democrats. “He sought competence, experience and creativity and gave less weight to politics or ideology,” recalled Scott Helman, a veteran Romney-watcher for The Boston Globe. “But that was then,” he added. Yes, that was a different time, a different place, a different Romney.

It’s possible President Romney would prefer to convene an administration of deal-cutters and problem-solvers. The trusted aides expected to help him organize the West Wing — former Senator Jim Talent of Missouri; Mike Leavitt, former governor of Utah; former Bain Capital partner Bob White; and Beth Myers, who was Romney’s chief of staff in Massachusetts — are more managers than firebrands.

The question is whether anything short of hyperpartisanship is possible for a Republican leader in today’s Washington. At the national level, moderate Republicans are scarce and endangered. The policy factories, Congressional stalwarts and interest groups Romney will need to staff a government have been ideologically purified and politically schooled, and are mostly conservatives of the uncompromising kind. President Romney will be as much a captive of this Republican Washington as its leader. Ask John Boehner.

What follows is a sampler of what you get with a President Romney, some of them his choices, some thrust upon him. The primary campaign pulled Romney sharply to the right. Here are some of the forces that are likely to keep him there.

THE APOSTLE OF MARKETS Ryan would have been a powerful voice in a Romney administration even if he had not been chosen for the sidekick role — the younger, quicker, more conviction-filled half of the ticket. Hismanifesto for lower tax rates and severe cuts in nonmilitary spending has become his party’s master plan, a brutal alternative to the recommendations of the bipartisan Simpson-Bowles fiscal reform commission (which Ryan participated in, then voted against because it included tax hikes). Ryan gets demonized as a guy who wants to privatize the safety net, and not without reason. President Obama decried Ryan’s plan for Medicare vouchers as “social Darwinism”; even Newt Gingrich called it “right-wing social engineering.” Ryan has tempered some of the more radical aspects of his plan, and the other day he told me he regards it as the basis of a bipartisan “adult conversation,” not the last word. (Ryan is, like Obama, the kind of self-confident politician who will call a critical columnist if he sees a scrap of common ground.) “We have consensus within both parties and in the country that health security is a mission of the federal government,” he said in a phone call from Wisconsin. But make no mistake, Ryan embodies a philosophy that most public needs — even such sensitive needs as health care and retirement security — are better served with a lot less government and a lot more trust in the dubious mercies of the marketplace.

THE HAWK On foreign policy, Romney has so far largely bypassed his party’s mainstream in favor of advisers with a decidedly neoconservative bent — confrontational, unilateral, with a missionary urge to spread American-style democracy and a particular affinity for Israel’s hard-liners. Romney’s more conventional insiders call it the “Bolton faction,” for John Bolton, among the most hawkish of George W. Bush’s “freedom agenda” interventionists. Bolton is now on the Romney team, but Dan Senor is the one who has Romney’s ear. At 40, he is next-gen Bolton, smoother, TV-savvy, post-cold war in age but cold war in spirit. (He co-founded a think tank with the Soviet-era neocon William Kristol.) Senor helped choreograph Romney’s recent foreign debut, in which the candidate needlessly offended the British and the Palestinians. You might think that gaffe-a-thon would be a career setback, but Senor has survived bigger debacles. He was the spin-doctor for L. Paul Bremer, who, as the American proconsul of post-conquest Iraq, presided over the most highhanded and blundering stage of the occupation.

THE ORIGINALIST Appointing 85-year-old Robert Bork as co-chairman of his Justice Advisory Committee sent a clear message to the right: The Supreme Court will be all yours. Bork is the original originalist, champion of the doctrine that says the Constitution does not adapt to changes in society, spiritual father of Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas. A Reagan Supreme Court nominee, he was attacked (with justification) as a radical and denied confirmation; to conservatives he is a martyr and an oracle. Temperamentally, Romney might be tempted to nominate someone in the slightly less doctrinaire mold of Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. But to the hard core, Roberts is tarnished by his ruling in support of Obama’s health care plan. As my friend the expert court-watcher Linda Greenhouse puts it, “I think we can assume without fear of being tendentious that Romney would go as far to the right as the base wants and the Senate would permit.”

THE TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMIST R. Glenn Hubbard, who has been a top Romney adviser since the 2008 campaign, is a reputable economist, dean of Columbia Business School. He is not one of those abolish-the-Fed, tax-cuts-pay-for-themselves charlatans who seem to have captured the minds of so many Republicans. But he has increasingly traded in his economic science for partisan politics. As chairman of George W. Bush’s Council of Economic Advisers, Hubbard rationalized huge tax cuts (the promised bonanza of jobs failed to materialize) and deregulation (widely blamed for contributing to the housing and banking mess). Now he lends an expert gloss to the claim that Romney’s sketchy economic plan will create 12 million jobs — a claim I doubt would pass muster in a first-year Econ class at Columbia.

THE MOGUL CHORUS The traditional euphemism in Washington is that money doesn’t buy influence; it just buys access. Whatever you call it, Romney’s mega-donors, who have their individual pet issues and a shared loathing of regulations of any kind, will not be settling for sleepovers in the Lincoln Bedroom. Sheldon Adelson (casinos and Israel), Charles and David Koch (petroleum and libertarian politics) and Bob Perry (home builder and bankroller of the Swift Boat slander) will not be taking cabinet jobs. But don’t expect to see a secretary of commerce or energy or a director of the Environmental Protection Agency (if any of those positions still exist) or any other key regulator who does not pass muster with Romney’s big investors, or does not take their phone calls.

THE TEAM OF RIVALS Just as Obama recruited Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden into his administration, a victorious Romney would reach out to Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain … just kidding! Santorum does have a speaking slot at the convention, and he needs a job (secretary of health and human services would be a horrifying sop to social conservatives), but the Republican also-rans are most likely to play the role of visible and ornery watchdogs. I expect their only personal contact with President Romney would be in the green room at Fox News.

 The Romney Package – NYTimes.com.

 

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Condoleezza Rice at the Republican National Convention – NYTimes.com


 

Bill Keller - The Op-Ed columnist\'s exchanges with readers, afterthoughts and riffs on other subjects.

August 29, 2012

Condi’s World

TAMPA, Fla.

What do you do with Condoleezza Rice? If you’re organizing the nominating convention of a Republican presidential candidate in 2012, she presents you with a dilemma.

On the one hand the former secretary of state is an accomplished, proudly Republican black woman, a woman who has parlayed her public service into a prestigious post in academia and a lucrative supplementary career as a consultant and public speaker. She is an icon of opportunity (a Republican mantra) and diversity (a Republican shortcoming). She is one of the first two women admitted to the Augusta National golf club. She reportedly dazzled Romney at a recent high-roller fund-raiser in Utah.

On the other hand, she is a reminder of the Recent Republican President Who Shall Scarcely Be Mentioned at This Convention. She was the national security adviser when America blundered into Iraq, the alarmist who conjured the specter of Saddam’s “mushroom cloud.” She is also an out-of-Republican-fashion moderate on social issues like abortion. I would make a small bet that she voted for Obama in 2008.

Mixed-message-wise, that’s the least of it. On foreign policy, which is her claim to fame, she highlights the party’s longstanding and bitter division over how, and how aggressively, America should project itself into the world.

In the end, if you are that convention choreographer, you swallow any misgivings and put her on stage in prime time. An African-American woman who plays Brahms, loves football and talks patriotism? They are not plentiful in the G.O.P. Besides, nobody is paying much attention to foreign policy, especially on a night when Paul Ryan is being anointed as the vice presidential nominee.

But let’s pay a little attention. Rice is, after all, the only foreign-policy luminary offered such a spotlight. And her story is a cautionary tale about neophyte presidents in a menacing world.

There are, to simplify a bit, three foreign-policy factions in the Republican Party: the mainstream realists, the trigger-happy neocons, and – out in the cold at this point – the Ron Paul isolationists. Rice comes from the first group, the George Shultz/Brent Scowcroft/Henry Kissinger/James Baker school: tough pragmatists, favoring opportunistic diplomacy over sabre-rattling, big on free trade, less big on human rights, endorsing a muscular military but not over-eager to use it. In her last convention star turn, 12 years ago, Rice promised that nominee George W. Bush would “lead the forward march of freedom,” but added this memorable expression of restraint: “He recognizes that the men and women of America’s armed forces are not a global police force; they are not the world’s 911.”

Until suddenly they were. After the trauma of September 11, Rice loyally accompanied Bush on a sharp right turn – into the war on terror, Iraq, rendition, waterboarding, the whole “freedom agenda.” The hardcore hawks – John Bolton, Dick Cheney – never trusted her as a sincere member of their club. (She actually wanted to negotiate with North Korea!) They ran roughshod over her. She let them.

Wednesday night, Rice endorsed another would-be president unschooled in world affairs – conspicuously, embarrassingly so – and this one is already seemingly in thrall to the hard-liners.

The Romney team includes some veterans of the mainstream. Robert Zoellick (a Rice deputy at State, later head of the World Bank, a realist loathed by the neocons) chairs Romney’s foreign policy advisory group. But the happiest campers in Camp Romney are hawks. And Romney has been their megaphone. We don’t have space for a recap of the naïve bluster he has voiced already. Suffice it to say, based on his rhetoric, it’s a close call which would be President Romney’s first war: a bombing war with Iran, a trade war with China, or a new cold war with Russia. (Rice, trained as a Russia expert, must have cringed in March when Romney identified Russia as “our number one geopolitical foe.”)

Romney’s foreign policy, writ large, is a commitment to massively larger military spending (up from 3 percent to 4 percent of GNP) that is not justified by any strategic rationale he has yet revealed; a devotion to “freedom” and American “exceptionalism” without any clear idea how they apply to specific real-world troubles; a policy towards the ferment in the Islamic world that revolves around a bellicose identification with Israel; and a charge of withering American influence under Obama that most voters don’t believe.

Rice has the pedigree and the chastening experience to present a more sophisticated and more temperate Republican take on the world. And Wednesday night she did so.

For starters, she declined to spend any of what remains of her credibility assailing the incumbent president. I’m pretty sure she was the only speaker who did not even utter Obama’s name, and she offered only the most glancing and implicit criticism of his foreign policy. (“We cannot be reluctant to lead, and you cannot lead from behind.”) There was none of the Romney fantasy boilerplate about Obama’s apologetic cringing, no plea to throw more money at the military. Her generic tributes to “peace through strength,” freedom and free trade were squarely in the comfort zone of the party’s traditional mainstream.

For good measure she gave a heartfelt plea for a welcoming immigration policy and sounded more passionate about the crisis in education than any current crisis in foreign affairs.

Her assurance that American security and leadership “will be safe in Mitt Romney’s hands” was almost literally the least she could say.

The hawks may have Mitt Romney’s ear. But Wednesday night, for a while, Rice had the convention – winning a standing ovation from a crowd that may not have appreciated how far she was off message.

 Condoleezza Rice at the Republican National Convention – NYTimes.com.

 

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The Internet Gives Paul Ryan the Sarah Palin Treatment – Politics – The Atlantic Wire


The Internet Gives Paul Ryan the Sarah Palin Treatment

 

AP Photo/Steven Senne, File

 

JEN DOLL AUG 13, 2012

In August of 2008, John McCain announced that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin would be his vice presidential running mate on the Republican ticket for the election held that November. In August of 2012—just two days ago—Mitt Romney announced that Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan would be his vice presidential running mate on the Republican ticket for the election to be held this November. Some (like John McCain) may deny similarities between the two veep picks, but the Internet feels differently. Here are a few demonstrated learnings and consistencies (and predictions of further consistencies) gleaned from the online reactions thus far.

The “Republican Hottie V.P.” Is a Thing Now. A look at the Twitter response to Paul Ryan’s nomination reminds us that we are strangely obsessed with the looks of Republican V.P. nominees, or at least, we have been since 2008, with Sarah Palin. It’s likely that almost no one was freaking out about whether Dick Cheney could “get it” in 2004—though we were saying that back then about John Edwards. Meanwhile, the sexy side of Joe Biden remains a relatively untraversed topical area. Does the supposedly “sexy” shift from Democrat to Republican mean anything? Can a sexy V.P. ever make it onto a winning ticket? A historical reckoning does not signify great promise, but you never know. Relevant: Good hair has a lot to do with sexy, apparently.

Also a Thing: Satirical Twitter Accounts. The hilarious political faux-Twitter of the moment is @PaulRyanGosling, combining things Ryan Gosling (“Hey girl”) with things Paul Ryan (“I’m going to be releasing two, which is what he’s releasing”) to make things like, ”I’m only releasing two years of my tax returns. If you want more, you’ll have to find my tickle spot.” There’s a plethora of fake Palin accounts, from @FakeSarahPalin to @PalinsVagina to @SarrahPalinU5A … and so on. Key learning here: If they are nominated, or if signs point to that occurrence, the Twitter accounts will come.

The Politics, of Course the Politics. We’ll save deeper political discourse for another post (this is about the Internet reaction, after all), but this sums up one side of the thinking fairly succinctly:

Tough day for Sarah Palin as the truth sets in: Paul Ryan is younger, more Conservative, and prettier than she is.

— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) August 13, 2012

 

Discussions of “Women’s Issues.” From Palin’s nomination there followed a lot of talk about what that meant for women. Palin herself is a woman, obviously, but what about her politics? How she felt about a range of women’s issues turned out to be not so progressive at all. Similarly, there’s been a wave of response regardingPaul Ryan’s stance on issues that impact women (and really, “women’s issues” are issues of people in general, couching it that way is a wee bit depressing). Of course, much of the lead-up to this election has referred to a “War on Women,” and we’re clearly going to keep talking about these issues as such, whether it’s because it makes for some snappy discourse or writing or because it’s truly important (the latter, we think and hope). And then there’s the electoral issue of women, particularly single women, as key voters in this election

Fun with Photos. Let the extensive Photoshopping of Paul Ryan commence. We got every variety of Sarah Palin possible, really, from “sexy schoolteacher Sarah” to Sarah in a bikini, with a gun to, well, everything else, from disturbing to silly to hypersexualized and even porny. Ryan fans and haters, it’s on. There are also real photos to be distributed and admired or analyzed, of course, including this one of Paul Ryan and a deer (Palin liked hunting a lot, too, or at least said she did). Or the one of Ryan as prom king. Similarly, Palin has embodied a certain “prom” or “homecoming” queen aesthetic to more than a few, and you betcha her high school prom date ended up becoming her husband.

A Look at the Fam. It’s a given there will be a lot of interest in any potential vice president’s family, but with the reaction to Palin and Co. as a particular precedent, it’s a good bet we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of Janna Little Ryan and the kids, Liza, Charlie, and Sam, in the lead-up to November.

Identification of Catchphrases. “You betcha”; “Joe Six Pack”; “Hockey Mom”; “Maverick“; and “I can see Russia from my house” were just a few of the Palin expressions that took off and found a life of their own during the last electoral season. So far with Ryan, the media is already grabbing onto ”If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem” and his thoughts about the philosophy of Ayn Rand. Surely there will be more, if we only listen. He might just co-opt “bold” as his own. 

 The Internet Gives Paul Ryan the Sarah Palin Treatment – Politics – The Atlantic Wire.

 

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Cagle Post » Rubio’s Time Will Come


MICHAEL REAGAN

Rubio’s Time Will Come 

 

Making Sense, by Michael Reagan

“Rubio, Rubio, Rubio.”

You hear the chants all across the country. On talk shows, on cable TV, on blogs and in op-ed columns, everyone with a conservative bone in his body is urging presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney to choose the smart and dashing Marco Rubio as his vice president.

Jeff Parker / Florida Today

The conservative crowd’s clamor for Rubio is beginning to worry me. It could backfire. For one thing, it’s setting up Romney for a disaster.

If he doesn’t choose Rubio — and I would agree with that decision — it’s going to disappoint a lot of Republican voters who think Rubio is the key to de-electing President Obama. And when voters are disappointed, they don’t show up to vote.

Don’t get me wrong. Rubio is great, maybe the best young talent in the Republican draft pool. The first-term Florida senator is already a superstar and ready for the big leagues — and that’s the biggest problem I have with picking him.

When you’re trying to get elected president, you don’t pick a superstar for your running mate. You pick someone boring, someone who is not going to eclipse you the way Sarah Palin outshined John McCain just four years ago.

I admit it wasn’t hard to outshine McCain. But if he hadn’t been so desperate to put some life into his lackluster campaign, he would have done the wiser thing and chosen someone even more boring than himself.

It was Reagan and Bush I. Bush I and Quayle. Clinton and Gore. Gore and ????? Whoever it was, he or she was so boring I can’t remember their name. Was it Kerry? Biden?

Just joking, but you get the point. In 2000, the Bush II-Cheney ticket turned out to be a mini-mistake. Dick Cheney was so experienced and such a strong personality that he acted like a co-president for eight years, which only caused trouble for George W. Bush.

There’s only room for one star on the ticket. Romney doesn’t need Rubio or Chris Christie or Condi Rice, or even Paul Ryan. He needs a Tim Pawlenty, a Rob Portman or a Bob McDonnell — a non-star.

 

He needs someone who’s a virtual unknown to the voting masses, but nonetheless experienced in governing and ready to do the VP’s thankless jobs of attending funerals and waiting for the chance to break a tie vote in the Senate.

Nobody ever votes for a president because they like the VP. Romney has to be the only star. Period. He has to be the focus of the Republican ticket.

Unlike McCain, who had to appear with Palin most of the time just to draw a crowd, Romney needs to have a VP who can campaign for him elsewhere without attracting all the media attention or showing him up.

That might be hard. Mitt is not exactly known for his star power. But he doesn’t need to be exciting to win the White House. He needs to show voters that he has the ideas and the governing skills to pull the economy out of the deep ditch Mr. Obama’s got us stuck in.

Rubio will have his day. So will future Republican all-stars like Christie, Ryan and Bobby Jindal. The GOP has a deep bench.

But Mitt’s the GOP’s QB now. He’s got to ignore the crowd of conservatives who want him to throw the long bomb to Rubio. He’s got to call his own play for VP — and make it good but boring.

 Cagle Post » Rubio’s Time Will Come.

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Hey, Mitt: Dump Trump! – Donald Trump – Salon.com


FRIDAY, MAY 25, 2012 10:54 AM CDT

Hey, Mitt: Dump Trump!

After a new rant about Obama’s birthplace, Romney needs to cut all ties with the birther loon

BY JOAN WALSH

 

 

Yesterday it was funny: Mitt Romney announced he was having a fundraising contest to let supporters win a dinner with the farce that is Donald Trump. President Obama has raffled off dinners with George Clooney and former President Bill Clinton; Mitt’s got Trump. Any questions? Do you see a stature gap between the two campaigns? Do you want to have dinner with two guys who like to be able to fire people? Whatever floats Mitt’s boat.

Today it’s appalling: puffed up by Romney’s flattery, the preening, orange-haired narcissist doubled down on his idiotic birther claims against the president, telling the Daily Beast’s Lloyd Grove: “Look, it’s very simple. A book publisher came out three days ago and said that in his written synopsis of his book, he said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia. His mother never spent a day in the hospital.”

If you haven’t been following the story, and I tried not to, the addled spawn of Andrew Breitbart found a dusty 20-year-old catalog from Obama’s former literary agency that said he was born in Kenya. An assistant quickly said that she wrote down incorrect information. Trump doesn’t believe her.

“That’s what he told the literary agent,” Trump told Grove. “That’s the way life works … He didn’t know he was running for president, so he told the truth. The literary agent wrote down what he said … He said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia … Now they’re saying it was a mistake. Just like his Kenyan grandmother said he was born in Kenya, and she pointed down the road to the hospital, and after people started screaming at her she said, ‘Oh, I mean Hawaii.’ Give me a break.”

Give us a break, Mitt. It was already embarrassing that you were using Trump as a fundraising lure – why not raffle off a dinner with Dick Cheney, who’s hosting a fundraiser for you in July? At least Darth Vader has gravitas; Trump is a joke. Pretending to run for president, Trump made birtherism his big issue, and ultimately Obama responded by prevailing on the state of Hawaii to release his long-form birth certificate – a truly sad moment for this country, when the overwhelmingly elected president, a black man, has to show a nasty rich white guy his papers.

If you ever want an example of the vicious political double standard that helps Republicans in this country, here it is: Democrat Hilary Rosen said something inartful about Ann Romney being a stay-at-home mom, and the entire Democratic Party had to denounce her; Obama campaign leaders tripped over themselves to be the first to push her under the bus; Rosen immediately apologized. But Romney has been able to keep his ties to Trump as well as misogynist Rush Limbaugh without political penalty — so far.

This is a moment for the presumptive Republican nominee to stand up for sanity and distance himself from the crackpot birther fringe, and tell Trump he’s going to have to cancel their dinner date. Maybe he’s got to wash his hair that night. Or one of Ann Romney’s cars.

Does Romney have the integrity and courage to do that? I don’t think so, but I’d love to be surprised.

 Hey, Mitt: Dump Trump! – Donald Trump – Salon.com.

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breezespeaks | The Awful Truth


Beaten Down and Out

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I am so tired.

I am tired of the political division in this country.  Neither side seems willing to work with the other.  The vitriol to be found on assorted websites turns my stomach.  To disagree is one thing, but the constant name calling employed by both sides is childish, and that is putting it mildly.  I made a comment on one site about how we can’t try the 9/11 conspirators in a criminal court because Bush and Cheney employed torture as an interrogation technique.  Our courts would not allow information gathered via torture to be used in a prosecution.  So we are forced to treat these cowards as soldiers and try them in a military court, exactly what they want.  You would think I was badmouthing Mother Theresa from the replies my comment received.  I was called a left-leaning communist, and an anti-American bleeding heart liberal (and those were some of the nicer comments.)  Yet no one argued against my point, they simply attacked me.  One person wrote that water boarding was declared not torture, just enhanced interrogation.  Simple semantics, I wrote back.  He did not reply.

I am tired of rudeness.  Behind the wheel, in stores and just about anywhere you encounter people, you will encounter rudeness.  People simply don’t care.  And being 6’4″ and 350 pounds, you’d figure I might be immune from such behavior, but think again.  I’ve had folks hit me with their carts in stores and not even say excuse me.  I’ve gotten dirty looks when I’ve asked people to move their cart so I could pass.  Why do they think it is okay to stop in the middle of an aisle?  And I practice what I preach.  I move my cart out of the way if I need to stop, and I excuse myself if I bump into someone.  I also help folks get stuff they can’t reach – so many people lament the fact they aren’t taller – and I regularly let folks with a few items get ahead of me and my full cart at the register (one store manager even complimented me for doing so.)  I also helped a lady lift a big bag of dog food into her cart that she couldn’t lift.  It’s the little things.

I am tired of the bullies of the world, and Donald Trump comes quickly to mind, doing so well.  Do you really need a mean streak to succeed in business?  I used to work for a guy who celebrated how vicious he was when doing business.  He used to call it hammer time.  He would regularly run up $10,000 bills with printers and mail houses, then call them and offer to pay $.60 on the dollar to settle the bill.  Most would accept, instead of going to small claims court and facing the new problems that entails.  And he grew richer.

Where is karma when you need it.

I am tired of criticism, both on this blog and in my personal life.  My family and I faced some tough times when the Great Recession hit, and it has taken us years to recover.  We applied for energy assistance that first year and qualified for the largest allotment, $890.00.  In other words, about two tanks of oil.  We were told we qualified for food stamps and the toys-for-tots programs, but turned them both down.  We also never applied for welfare, section 8 or any other kind of help.  I did receive unemployment, but after 25 straight years of working, I earned that (and it wasn’t my fault the economy tanked.)  Anyone who thinks we are living off the hard work of others is mistaken.

I am a stay at home dad because we did not have kids to put them in daycare.  We choose to do without some of life’s luxuries so we can raise our kids as we see fit, not as society dictates.  I am not sitting at home watching Judge Judy, as some have inferred.  I am busy cooking meals, doing laundry, washing dishes, cleaning, cutting the lawn – I don’t believe in raking leaves, but I will mulch them with the lawnmower – shopping for groceries and all the other stuff being a dad entails.

As to my political bent, I have always been a liberal, and changed my affiliation to Independent nearly ten years ago.  And while I do identify more with the Democrats than the Republicans, both parties are screwed up, just one more so than the other.  What I write on this blog is simply my opinion, but make no mistake, I care deeply about the subjects I cover.  If I didn’t feel strongly about it, why would I bother writing in the first place.  This is not an exercise in narcissism.

If you truly don’t like or agree with what I write, stop reading my blog and start your own.

As you can tell, I am tired.  It is the kind of tired that doesn’t go away when you close your eyes at night, and if you can sleep, it is still there when you get up in the morning.  I have stopped watching the news because, well, it’s just too hard to watch.  Even the newspapers are getting to me, and I used to read three a day (back when I could afford to.)

The world is turning into a very ugly place, and I don’t like it.

 breezespeaks | The Awful Truth.

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Free Wood Post


Bush now just lounging around the house, playing lots of “Risk”

April 24, 2012

By Jim Abrahamsson

Almost four years after he left the Oval Office, President Bush is apparently still having trouble adjusting to life as a “regular” person. Highly placed sources inside his Crawford ranch say he spends most of his day shuffling in his bathrobe and fuzzy slippers from room to room and playing lots of “Risk”.

“It’s sad, really, to see the once mighty President Bush brought so low. Granted, he wasn’t the most astute Commander-in-Chief our nation has seen, but still, you have to feel for the guy. It’s like something just snapped.” The source went on to say the staff does what they can to make him feel important, or even necessary. “He always want to play ‘Risk’. Night and day. I guess he still feels that itch to invade and occupy countries. So we indulge him. I can’t even tell you how many games I’ve played over the past few years. I don’t mind, though. They’re usually over pretty quickly. He’s not that bright. Honestly, if Iraq had gone the way of his ‘Risk’ games, the world would look a lot different today.”

Insiders also reveal Laura occasionally lets him listen in on her phone conversations, and even former Vice President Dick Cheney stops by every once in a while. “We always know when Dick is coming by because George takes out all his Cabbage Patch Dolls the night before. They like to practice enhanced interrogation techniques on them. Have you ever seen a Cabbage Patch Doll waterboarded? Pretty disturbing stuff. Still, it’s worth it to see the smile it puts on W.’s face.”

 Free Wood Post.

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Borowitz Report – Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain


Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain

Halliburton Performs Reconstruction of Former VP

 

FALLS CHURCH, VA (The Borowitz Report) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant today, but former President George W. Bush remained on a waiting list for a brain, hospital officials confirmed.

As part of a government contract signed while he was still Vice President, Halliburton performed the reconstruction work on Mr. Cheney’s circulatory system at a cost to taxpayers of $14.2 billion.

The doctor who performed the surgery called the procedure “extremely invasive – just the way the Vice President wanted it.”

A hospital spokesman said that Mr. Cheney was expected to make a full recovery, but that he was “somewhat disoriented” coming out of anesthesia: “When we asked him who the President of the United States was, he said, ‘Is it still me?’”

Former President Bush made an appearance at the former Vice President’s hospital, hanging a “Mission Accomplished” banner in Mr. Cheney’s room hours before the operation was completed.

 Borowitz Report.

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