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Report: Baseball Favorite Sport Of Many Detroit Tigers Players | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Humor/Parody, The Onion on June 23, 2012
Report: Baseball Favorite Sport Of Many Detroit Tigers Players

DETROIT—Though their differing ages, nationalities, and backgrounds would suggest a greater divergence of opinions on the world of athletics, most Detroit Tigers players say baseball is their favorite sport, clubhouse sources reported Saturday. “We’re all into sports around here, but I would say we talk more about baseball than anything else,” said Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, adding that he and his teammates follow baseball “pretty closely.” “I liked a lot of different stuff when I was younger, but since leaving college and starting a busy career, I’ve found I’m paying more attention to baseball than other sports.” Though many of the team’s players are high-powered millionaires, sources said most decorate their lockers with simple bats, balls, and other types of baseball souvenirs, and wear baseball paraphernalia while they are working.![]()
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On Roger Clemens’ Acquittal | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | American Voices
Posted by Michael B. Calyn in Humor/Parody, The Onion on June 22, 2012
On Roger Clemens’ Acquittal

Finally he can enter the Baseball Hall of Fame as his generation’s most exonerated pitcher.

There is nothing like a famous white man walking triumphantly out of court in an expensive suit to prove the system works.

So he and Andy Pettitte are cool now?
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