Live Coverage Of Last Night’s Final Presidential Debate From Onion Politics
OCTOBER 23, 2012
Foreign policy primer: Besides the US, there are 6 countries in the world. They are Israel, Iran, China, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan.
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Michelle tells Barack she’s pregnant again just as he’s called to debate stage#debates
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Candidates: “It’s great to be at this completely made-up, fictional college called Lynn University” #debates
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Romney impressing everyone by naming all 196 countries on Earth during first answer #debates
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Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In Americaonion.com/T7AEJo
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Moderator issues warning that the candidates’ pottery is ready to removed from the debate kiln #debates
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Romney just explained how attacks in Benghazi could have easily been prevented if America didn’t have so many single moms #debates
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Ooh, let’s have a partnership with other countries #USofGay #debates
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“What would you do in the event of a terrorist attack right now?” asks Bob Schieffer with a grenade in his hand #debates
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“Mitt looks sharp tonight,” some idiot going to say no matter what #debates
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Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere onion.com/T7CJFb
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Bob Schieffer continues to steer conversation back to existence of underwater monsters #debates
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Republican viewers are lauding debate organizers for selecting a moderator that lets lies slide #debates
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Obama seems suspiciously knowledgeable about foreign affairs for someone born here #debates
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Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin onion.com/SeMrt0
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Romney recounting his diplomatic meeting with Benjamin “Boogly-Boo” Netanyahu#debates
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“What’s your favorite ocean?” unexpectedly turning out to be most polarizing question of debate
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The audience has started chanting “shut up” at both candidates #debates
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So far, the candidates have spent an unlikely 72 minutes of this foreign policy debate on Slovenia #debates
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Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack onion.com/T7F1nP
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