Attacked on Foreign Policy, Romney Cites His Money’s Experience Abroad : The New Yorker


 

The Borowitz Report

 

SEPTEMBER 13, 2012

ATTACKED ON FOREIGN POLICY, ROMNEY CITES HIS MONEY’S EXPERIENCE ABROAD

POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—One day after he was roundly criticized by both parties for his comments about Libya, Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney attempted to burnish his foreign-policy credentials today, telling reporters that “no one has spent more time overseas than my money has.”

“My money has served in banks from Switzerland to Bermuda, and from Bermuda to the Cayman Islands,” Mr. Romney said. “I challenge my opponent’s money to equal that record of service.”

Doubling down on his latest theme, Mr. Romney promised that “on Day One of my Presidency, I will ensure that American money is safe and secure in secret vaults and underground caves around the world.”

Mr. Romney’s recent foray into foreign policy may have hurt him in a new poll, in which a majority of likely voters agreed with the statement, “Mitt Romney is starting to make his trip to the London Olympics look like the pinnacle of modern diplomacy.”

An official statement from the Romney campaign did not refer to his latest comments, but indicated that between now and the election Mr. Romney’s schedule would deëmphasize events where he might be called upon to open his mouth.

 Attacked on Foreign Policy, Romney Cites His Money’s Experience Abroad : The New Yorker.

 

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  1. #1 by amateurvscompetent on September 14, 2012 - 3:12 AM

    Mikey Boy, first, the only repubs that said anything against Romney are the typical country club, RINO’s. All real conservatives loved his strong stand. As long as he keeps up the strong stand he will get out the base and swamp you pinko babies!
    One final thought: old chap, you don’t have the substance to carry Mitt Romney’s tennis shoes!

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