On Roger Clemens’ Acquittal
Finally he can enter the Baseball Hall of Fame as his generation’s most exonerated pitcher.
There is nothing like a famous white man walking triumphantly out of court in an expensive suit to prove the system works.
So he and Andy Pettitte are cool now?
On Roger Clemens’ Acquittal | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | American Voices.
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#1 by Stagger X on June 22, 2012 - 8:04 PM
Love the Onion. I’m from the Bay Area and used to read it all the time. It’s good to see they get their due credit.