Miami Heat Spend Entire Plane Ride To Game 1 Planning Victory Parade | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source


Miami Heat Spend Entire Plane Ride To Game 1 Planning Victory Parade

JUNE 12, 2012

OKLAHOMA CITY—Sources within the Miami Heat organization reported Tuesday that the Eastern Conference champions spent their entire flight to Oklahoma City planning their NBA championship victory parade. “We should each get our own victory float with our own music, and the whole city will come out for the biggest celebration Miami’s ever seen,” Chris Bosh told his teammates 24 hours before the tipoff for Game 1 of the Finals, as Udonis Haslem eagerly joined in to describe all the beautiful bikini-clad who would be dancing throughout South Beach. “Then when we get to the stage, fireworks go off while we just spray champagne all over. God, I wish it were next week already so we could just start the victory party.” Moments before the flight landed at Will Rogers World Airport, head coach Erik Spoelstra demanded his players settle down, be quiet, and focus on how cool it would be if he arrived in a helicopter to deliver the Larry O’Brien Trophy to the rest of the team on a big stage.

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